Monday, 7 December 2009

Elephants and Alcohol

Elephants love all forms of alcohol - but too much.

Elephants drink to forget.

When pissed, they see little pink human beings.

Because they are always dehydrated, elephants are very wrinkly.

Once they've lost consciousness, bankers sneak up on them, remove their tusks and commission small ivory figurines of Satan.

No comments: