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| Olympic finals: Carr v Murray |
Unexpectedly, it’s emerged entertainer Jimmy Carr is good at
tennis. Yesterday in the Olympic finals
he gave Andy Murray a great match, before the carefree Scot finally triumphed.
Jimmy represented Switzerland, where he hides all his money.
For the game, a loopy 'carnival-day' voice was adopted by
BBC’s commentator. The crowd cheered and sang, millions tuned in: what fun!
Finally though, Jimmy’s lack of match fitness showed – he has a second
career as an impressionist – as plucky underdog Murray battled through to win
6-0, 6-0, and 6-0.
With cheers ringing out across the stadium Murray received
his gold Olympic winner’s medal, and a certificate of temporary British
citizenship. Meanwhile, Jimmy’s silver
medal consolation will join his heaps of tax-dodged wonga in a Swiss bank
vault.
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